dont kill me

oh my goodness. i feel her pain.

i'm depressed. semi depressed.

so i saw this ad for business development executive. requirement, knowledge of bird & wildlife a must. cool, perfect. marketing background required, minimum working experience 3 years. check check and check.

it was SCREAMING out to me. "gloria oh gloria, pick me pick me!"

so naturally, i googled the company with my trusty ol'google. and it turns out that they're a bird control company :(:(:(:(:( i first read anti-bird netting/wire mesh, then anti-bird spikes.. i thought, oh cool, they're anti bird-netting, anti bird-killing. right.... cool. then it got worse. sonic bird repellers, visual scare devices... aww!! :(:(:(:( no way!!! :(:(

i shall curl up in a corner and die. ill never be satisfied with any job at the rate im going. this is drastic. hear ye my dreaded plea! oh oh! save me somebody!