get me a brain, please.

dear God,

please grant me a new brain. i wont mind if it doesnt come in pretty gift wrapping but it has to have bubble wrap to prevent the juices from flowing away. please make the memory bank larger than most, but shrinksize it to a cool micro-SD size because i dont have a very large head to fit the even larger brain. please let it be an upgraded version of what i have now because i believe i'm becoming way too stupid for my liking.

thank you!

love,

me