..dont matter if you're black or white

you cant blame me for feeling pimped off by my company for this coming african waterfall aviary relaunch. i have to sell myself and my time just to entertain mr. nigeria. oh, the sacrifices i make. it had better be a worthy cause. i was lamenting to nick about it and he was like. whoahoho! you're his kept woman already! too bad! you have to stick to it... thanks boss, like really, thanks.

so he called me earlier on today and asked if ive made arrangements for our "date", so to speak. he gets his first secretary to write me a memo requesting that we get it done soonest possible. shit man. i really dont intend on getting stranded high up in the air on the singapore flyer sipping wine with a giant black man. no, im not racist, dont get me wrong. its just....well... intimidating.

we were invited for their upcoming national day cocktail party at the meritus mandarin. *faints. roomful of blues blacks will really be quite a beckoning sight. i remember when we were in pigalle in paris, the northen part of paris where the blacks roamed, and it was scary. apart from their time to time 'konichiwas' they threw at us, assuming we were japanese, being amongst the minority really isnt what i had planned for. especially after how gracie and jan were robbed in daylight by a huge ass afr-ench. drats. save me...

i should plan for it, and get nick to turn up instead. hahah. i can watch from below. the exclusivity doesnt entice me one bit. gahh. it'll be funny though. but i'll be putting nick's life on the line. he is quite a pretty boy afterall. hahaha. but tooo bad.... tit for tat.

save me from mr. nigeria..........i just bought nick ritter sport negro con avellaras enteras (dark hazelnut chocolate) with high hopes of bribing him to get me out of this. ahh!