lalaland

shit man. i'm damn freaking sleepy. im so sleepy, i dont even feel like going to the bathroom to pee. urgh. damn char kway teow. i'm holding it responsible..

i dont have much to do at work today. nick told me to come in early since Isabel's gonna be here for some site inspection. and when she finally got here, i wasnt required to attend. rahhhh... i could have slept more. :( i'm really really sleepy.

i've got a ton of photos to post up. that said, im still depressed over losing my camera over the weekend. they should microchip cameras with a GPS tracking device. that way, i can screwdriver the thief's asshole with the new taxidermised arapaima sitting in office. the fella which died a couple of days ago. now we've got zero arapaimas. no cool feeding sessions during the pelican chit chat anymore. boo. we should steal one over from the zoo. hur hur. speaking of which, since they're so into taxidermisation, they should have done the same to ahmeng. who cares if she was famous, you kinda get to keep her alive still. so what, its ok for the tiger and crocs and 2 owls staring right at me now, but not ok for an orang just because they're too human like? whatever man. they so should have. they should...now all she's left with is a rotting carcass. she could have died prettier. haha.

anyhow, as i was saying, i am..and stilll am super depressed over the camera. we lost it at popeye's chicken at the singapore flyer. i bloody hate tourists and kids. those from olympic land especially. damn freaking noisy. we were up in the cabin of the singapore flyer and my cabin was infested with china kids, God knows why. i was busy trying to take night shots where you really have to be absolutely still, and i had this kid swinging from the pole, ramming the glass every 5 seconds. i took her by her hair and rammed her head into the metal pole. well.. i wished i did at least. what i did, however, i grabbed her by the shoulder and gave her the meanest bitchiest disciplinary mistress glare i could muster. i think it worked, coz she freaked and ran off. yes, ran, because the singapore flyer cabin is that freaking huge.

though having spent 04983248203948 bucks building the flyer, i still rather the chair lift at the sentosa! i love the cold wind blowing by your face as compared to the airconditioned cabin cell you're stuck in for 30 whole mins. and theres privacy. and you can swing your legs freely. and freak when you realise your 70dollar slippers are hanging by your toes. and what more, they spent another 6figured sum on changing the rotation direction just because some feng sui master said so. either way, it still spin towards singapore, depending on which way you'd wanna look at it. if i were the fengsui dude, i'd definitely claim that, and await my hefty sum of money when my pay cheque arrives. wind water my ass. thats worse than conning those old aunties off magic miracle stones.

we should have taken a million photos, but no, some popped eye dude at bloody popeye chicken just had to swipe my camera away. urgh! dont even get me started on how freaking bad the service is there. tourist attraction spot and they allow such retards to serve you. what sort of image are they trying to portray. save me.

we did SO much over the weekend. the luge, the butterfly park, the images of singapore, tiger tower, dolphin lagoon, cable car, underwater world, songs of the sea (man that was freaking awesome) 4D magix, DHL balloon, singapore flyer and the mint museum of toys. and like 5billion rides on the the chairlift. haha. very fun. could have been better photowhoring the entire trip. somebody buy me a cameraaaaa....my birthday is approachingggggg.....pleaaaseee?? preetty preeettyy pleasee??

im so tempted to hide at the staff lounge or the penguin exhibit to catch a few winks. hur. i hope no one catches me. im so extremely sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeepy :(