Must Relinquish Them all

Taking a train in the morning requires much skills, efficiency and strength. Loosely translated, if you don’t bang your way through, and squeeze amongst the sweaty aunties with their marketing or perveted uncles, you basically wouldn’t even get through. Its ridiculous! The amount of people that gather at the escalator exit point already takes you a good 15mins to get through. Urgh. How I hate crowds, even more so on a Monday morning. It kills your day, urks the hell out of you. And you just wished, for that moment that everyone would poof and disappear. Maybe I should stink real bad. Take mud baths on Monday mornings. Just to ensure id get a 100m radius around me. That might just work. Kill you all, you evil shove-poor-innocent-souls-into-the-train people. Die all, die!