happy birthday lionel!

LIONEL DARLING, MY SECRET LOVER

MY LOVE FOR YOU WOULD NEVER WAIVER

THROUGH OUR YEARS OF BEING TOGETHER

I KNOW ITS TRUE, IT MUST BE FOREVER

OR SO I THOUGHT, YOU BIG FAT LIAR

RABBIT INSTINCTS NEVER TIRE

TOO MANY GIRLS THAT YOU DESIRE

BLAZING RAGE, OH MY HEARTS ON FIRE

MANY A TIMES, YOU TOLD ME SO

THAT YOU'D NEVER LET MY HEART TURN COLD

YOU'D HUG ME, HOLD ME AND KILL MY FOES

EVEN THOSE WITH HUGE HAIRY MOLES

BUT ITS CLEAR NOW, THOUGH MY SOUL LAMENTS

ITS THE AGE, I SWEAR, MAKING YOUR BRAIN FERMENT

YOU'RE GETTING OLD, THERE'S HARDLY TIME TO REPENT

TO STRAIGHTEN PATHS, OLD WAYS YOU MUST AMEND!

POOF! I WAKE FROM THIS NIGHT OF TERROR

THANK GOD DREAMS ARE FILLED WITH ERRORS

IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN, WE'D NEVER SUCCEED

LIONEL DARLING, YOU'RE JUST NOT MY CUP OF TEA!

SO THERE, MY DEAREST, GOOD FRIENDS WE SHALL BE

YOU'RE MINE FOREVER, THERES NO WAY TO FLEE

I'D TIE YOU DOWN TILL YOU'RE NINETY THREE

AND FORCE YOU TO SING "HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!"

ITS IMPOSSIBLE TO ERASE OUR EVIL MEMORIES

OF US LOCKING YOU IN THE STAIRWELL OF CINE

BUT FRET NOT DARLIN, OH HOLD THOSE SHAKING KNEES

YOU KNOW DEEP DOWN ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE THEE!

FOR ALL THE LAUGHTER, THE PAIN, THE JOY OF BEING LAME..

HAPPY 22ND!

LET MY LOVE SHOWER YOU LIKE RAIN :)