Episode john 1.02

JOHN: Sorry! Did I forgot to mention that you're so FREE in my last message to you? If Yes, let me tell you know that you're super free, silly little gal, who's trying to act NOT her age, this is why I'm calling you ANUNTY!

I usually don't give silly, free, hao lian, stupid little gals what they want, but this one is just a little thing!

But My PICTURES, for what! For someone typical, cheap, no quality, free, SPG, hao lian like yourself! Na! No, Nope liao!!!! <---[ haha, sorry, this just cracks me up. nope liao! how bad can his english get!]

Once again boring, typical, hao lian spoilt brat AUNTY, you'ren't here cos you're interested in making REAL friends, nor activity partners at all, BUT to show off your little misrable life! Go out and have a life, don't come here and think you can play with adults without scars!You can pretend to be auntie with your litlle ones, you can wear the pants at home with your single MUMMY out there! DON'T THINK THAT EVERY SINGLE MAN IS LIKE YOUR FATHER, WHO LET YOUR MUMMY RIDE HIM LIKE A DOMNKEY, AND PERHAPS NOW YOU'RE RAISED BY A HER alone, that's why you're a BIG LOSER now!Grow up and be like your mummy and you'll pay the price, unless you can get a loser local guy, who'll be acting as a donkey like your father and your family story family cycle will be repeated!You're the reason why I believe in GOD, FIRSTLY cos you're as an UGLY local Chinese, SPG, hao lian, spoilt brat asking for a photo and instead you should look at yourself, and ask GOD why HE created you in such UGLY, poor quality silly little gal, secondly, how can you supposed to be a human walking on 2 legs, but you've got the brain and mentality so bad, and so stupid WORSE than any ANIMAL!

I'M A BELIVER!!!!

GLORYO: wait, before i even begin, i've realised there are way too many things i dont understand, things i cannot comprehend. you've honestly gotta explain yourself.

free? i am too free? if i recall correctly, i'm 22. that being said, i'm still in school. and all my life revolves around are carefree days that entails a little studying every now and then. you? on the other hand, you're 31. and by the general census, you should be working your ass off to keep yourself afloat. so if you're calling me free, what does that make you? because it is alright for me to have too much time on my hands. for you, who knows, really. that is, of course, if you are employed to begin with.

"trying to act not her age". - hmm, so according to you, i should be an oscar nominee. since i'm so good at ACTING as a smartass, and not acting my age. i should take that as a compliment aye? though i still dont get how i'm not 'acting' my age. and since you're calling me aunty, that means i'm 'acting' too old yes? so tell me, how on earth did you derive at that? maybe, perhaps, that me, the 22year old, is making a whole load more sense than your nonsensical unnecessary absurd claims about my parents and your halfwitted stands of arguement against someone who merely asked to see your photo. if i'm being to mature for my age, shouldnt you flip sides and realise how childish you are instead?

"but this one is just a little thing" - what is? my gosh, you got me there. im absolutely clueless as to what you're even talking about. haha!

"typical, cheap, no quality, free, SPG, hao lian " - please, go buy yourself some creative juices. you need more adjectives than these. its getting old. though i still dont see how the SPG comes into play. you might wanna explain that. however, i obviously can tell you have no basis for judgement. maybe its because those are the only few words you can come up with. you know, that every screwed up girl should be an spg. since spgs are bad stuff. so bad girl eqivilates spg. haha, hmm. and you mentioned how i can fool local men but not foreigners like you. if i am as you claim i am, fooling local men still doesnt equate to being an spg. and if i dont fool you, it doesnt make me an spg either because spgs DO fool foreigners, which in this case, means you.
"miserable little life". in what way would my life be miserable? trust me, im having a ball of a time making a mockery out of this. so even if my life was miserable before, it definitely isnt now!
"go out and have a life..play with adults with scars" - haha, unless you're in heaven, every body has scars. and every scar tells a tale. so whats there to be afraid of? and if you're the i'm-too-fragile, scarred adult you claim you are, what the hell are you doing talking to me?

now here comes the part that's totally tasteless and uncalled for. was that necessary insulting my parents like that? i dont go around calling your mom a whore and your dad a whimp do i? too bad if it happened to you, but dont imply your sorrowful family background on everyone. i cant help it if you've got too painful a past to deal with, that you've gotta speak from a third party perspective, using my life as a assumption of yours. you're telling me to grow up? maybe you should do the same.

you seem to hate locals dont you. seems to me that being local is an awful thing. so why on earth are you in Singapore then, if the people here are unbearable?

if by being an ugly, SPG, local, hao lian, chinese spoilt brat makes you believe in God, then id be just that. with glory and pride even. that a tragic soul like you would be saved from burning in eternal hell.

and if my mentality and nonexistent brain is lower than the lowest of animals (animals are smart, btw, if you havent realised), and that you had to resort to name calling because you were incapable of reasoning out logically like me or like any 31 year old should be able to, tell me then, what does that make you?