Hall of Shame II - ROD

and you thought i'd let you go aye. not so easy rod, not when you inspired my hall of shame II. hahahahah..

as we all know, rod was on the highway to getting drunk. i should give him credit though, he was drinking alot. alot more than he should. it was the whole double o, o bar atmosphere cum cheap drinks type thing that caused the severe downing spasms. haha. roddy..

we were all still at the table when someone suddenly asked, wheres rod? then we realised he had been missing for the past half an hour. so we went around looking for him. the search party soon ended when hongwei msged..

haha, it was so funny. so we went on outside to check things out..

so theres jay. unusually obedient whilst drunk. in my hall of shame part I, he was titled the horny drunk. apparently not, that night. he was so good, everyone loved him. we all figured he went way past the high crazy stage, and plunged directly into the 'poke me and i'd puke stage' haha. poor boy.

and theres rod! finally. that poor boy puked his lungs out. he was getting so good at it, even the merlions would beckon and shiver. the shrubs would now be green and lush. the flowers would bloom and the trees would blossom all because of rods puke.

he said he'd buy me a car so i could drive him around to wherever he wanted.
and that he would get us all a huge house to party in, so when someone got drunk, the poor person would have a comfy bed to lie in. he told me that jayson is hot and sexy and told the bloodied guy who got into a terrible fight to bring it on. he wiggled with his imaginary guitar everytime someone opened the door and the music came blasting through. he grabbed my leg and hugged it and said, glor you're sexy too.

rod was our source of entertainment, he made us laugh till our stomachs hurt. but we had to take him home, so we loaded up everyone in the car and asked, rod, whats your address. and he quickly took his phone out and msged hongwei. it was so hilarious. and he ended up typing 3 jurong west central till i pulled his fingers away and stopped him from typing the fourth.

we went past a roadblock and thank God nothing happened. i swear i almost pee-ed in my pants, no, skirt. it was badd. there were 4 drivers in hongwei's van, out of the 5 of us. if he pulled us over, we'd be avid taxi fans once again. it was scarry...

we had to stop by every 5 mins for rod to empty out again. jay was armed with his plastic bag. so it wasnt too bad.

and when i finally got home, rod couldnt carry on the ride. he ran out to the huge drain and attempted to puke all over again. he saw my cat and said, oh baby, i need you to shit for me. i need to smell some shit to puke. hahaha.

poor boy. u were very entertaining that night. and yet, very embarrassing, so there, for that you've sacrificed for, welcome to my hall of shame!