Cheer up! coz u guys are coming over again!
everyones like..it still hurts, i cringe in bed and cry to sleep everynight, its a girl thing, i'm being emotional. my darlings, is there a need to? cheer up! when skies are grey, embrace it..dance in the rain coz when its over, the sun's gonna be right where it was and the puddles will soon dry up, so would u. so no more tears alright? that aint the way it should be. we were designed for companionship of course. where everytime u feel lonely, its coz u need a boyfriend. but maybe thats how the world has made u feel. maybe all u ever need is a steady reliant friend who will never let u go. so until u've found that friend, u could ring up 1800-gloria coz u could use her services for a start ;)
for instance, her couch is still going for a $100/hr. well, obviously equan tops the vip list since he has left traces of his drool since his last visit. but nevertheless, just for old times sake, its still very much reserved for him. unless otherwise stated..disclaimer disclaimer blah blah..and just in case u needed to know, it's in a green cover solely because it resembles armyland where the colour green is a hot favourite there, with obvious reasons unknown. haha..i'm not making any sense..and of course, we've got mother nature's personal touch in it as well. u can almost hear the frogs croaking! and the birds of course, or perhaps, just one very big bird..haha..
next up, we've got the floor next to the couch. i'd throw in a rug if u call now, and perhaps a big throwpillow if u look pathetic enough. going for $70/night. dont be fooled by how bare it seems, its one hot spot! (well, literally since its under the aircon, the part where the aircon cant get to. haha)space wide enough for two, proven by our previous tiny guests, yyong and cuishan, though mr. and mrs. guitar has already choped their corner. squeeze if u must, coz its one hell of a cozy place. with the cat's shedding fur as extra warmth and comfort, it'd definitely prove its worth!
and of course, we have the bed-that-is-never-made! houses up to four, maybe up to five depending on the demand of occupants. padded with an extra layer of australia's sheep's skin, with unlimited supply of pillows, bolsters, comforters and soon to have featherdown, it is of utmost comfort and would definitely, or at least usually, be the obvious number 1 choice. but due to its history of once housing a dangerous drunken whiteman, its skyhigh ratings have declined drastically resulting in a mere 50cents/person. and not forgeting the communial snoring that could possibly keep u awake all night, or should i say, all morning. so ladies, think twice before booking..remember, make glors room crime free. haha..
to live up to its 1800 services, i.e. free services, we have our fair share of budget spaces for lease as well. no visible charges at the very least. u could easily get ur hands on these places by either babysitting our drunkards or by picking up after everyone. these would include a night's stay at well, perhaps, the living room couch (warning: infested with buff comando trained mosquitoes) the fridge (warning: unlimited supply of tomato flavoured nail polish remover) the closet (warning: not much breathing space available) the fishtank! (warning: vicious mickey mouse killing turtle resides) and every other possible corner u could settle ur bum into to build ur nest for the night. hurry now, limited spaces available...
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